Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-29694288-20170118011442/@comment-30938366-20170216110833

Meanwhile, in the quiet and peaceful turnip town over the woods, the portal teleports the turnip into the hands of a simple farmer, me. Unsure of what to do, and not knowing of the hidden power of the turnip, I throw it in the sack with all the other turnips. That night, though, as I am about to eat it during supper, the ground starts shaking. I turn and see an army of over a hundred peasants, with putin and his m16 bodyguards leading them coming straight at my house. But the Landfall Gods are merciful, and they grant me special powers the likes of which have never been seen before. I become: SUPER FARMER! And throwing energy turnips while I protect the one true turnip, I strike down every last one in Putin’s army, save one single peasant who I keep as an apprentice, to learn the great turnip ways.